People who use the word 'LOL' in real life

I had some girls in primary school call me weird and bitching behind my back

Boo the dog

If you ask me on a Monday, I'll say 'YESSSS'

No, I'm in England so it will probably be on at like 5 am

my bottle green primary school uniform

your mum

I was five, can't remember

hello there

Truth, yes I know, very boring